INFP // CAPRICORN // 23
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
What I’m saying is Twitter has become 2012 Tumblr with the “we’re all Twitter gremlins!” And “Twitter has the weirdest people. Like if you’re stuck in hell.” It’s just not supernatural gifs, it’s kpop gifs for everything now. Anyway what I’m asking is when is the Twitter dashcon
if u think u can handle their morning breath then thats love
I just walked past a mirror and did a double take and thought “dang, I look more sophisticated and suave than my usual baseline level of -4, why do I look so elegant?” and concluded that it was because my lips looked slightly darker, like I was wearing a subtle but daring shade of mauve lipstick, which gave me an air of worldliness and fine taste, like a lady who might flirt with a detective to put him off the scent
And then I realised it was because I’d eaten so many dark chocolate truffles left over from Christmas that I’d stained my mouth
Très sophistiquée
There is elegance in decadence
GOD this comment just changed my entire life
there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.
me: can i take this exam…a different time?
prof: sure
me, crying on the inside from the effort of asking: thanks!